ay dios mio!

13/05/2009

T: There’s a hilarious irony in sitting in a planned parenthood office in k-town where they are playing a tv program on high force water jet stream explosions.

moi: hahaha. please tell me you’re just picking up birth control…

T: No, life is so much more exciting when there’s a threat of pregnancy and not knowing who the father is. I’m just getting tests 4 good measure.

moi: Jesus christ. You’re like a fucking telenovela.

well baby, daddy is either a half japanese comic who’s a pro @ pulling hair, or an alcoholic ex-mormon with anger issues…

T: you just painted me a picture where there’s a clear winner, thank you.

moi: shall I put “debasing fuck buddies” on my CV?

T: I just realized that I def look like the most normal person in this waiting room, yet I’d bet I’m the most scandalous by far under this facade.

moi: you’d make a great spy…if loose morals were under threat by terrorists.

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2 Responses to “ay dios mio!”

  1. Anastasia said

    Well this was definitely the highlight of my day! Or should I say lowlight?!

  2. jP said

    T sounds hot, does she cyber?

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